Boredom kills

I am really bored. What is it about boredom that makes me turn into a whiney kangaroo? (wtf) I just figured that since I'm bored I should just write in my amazing online public journal thing. And...well...crap...now I bored again. Man! Can nothing satisfy my craving for entertainment!? I wonder how people survived before technology. I would have jumped out of a window due to my excessive boredom. *Sigh*